Fun with strikeouts-Or I have rage issues. :)
I woke up this afternoon morning in a good mood. My husband was playing stupid football games on the computer home. I asked him to take out the garbage so he bitched and whined like a little girl until I threatned him with no nookie happily complied. I started the crapload of laundry that’s been piling up all week laundry and made breakfast. To make my day start off like a horror movie even better myy hideious lovely bloosucking demon mother let me know she wants to torture me have us over on Sunday for some unbeleivebly boring family time. I informed her I would rather bungee jump without the cord love too and would drag my ass kicking and screaming be there in the afternoon. That seemed to apease the dragon please her very much.
I finally got off my lazy ass found the storage box for the xmas tree and put it away. Holy bats turds batman Wow, yeah it February so what the hell.
Now I am sitting her bitching blogging to get back on track with my day again.
save me, save me, save me…..
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I am sitting here laughing my a** off! That is too cute. But hey do you live in another dimension where its FEBRUARY already…lol
just picking at ya
I am sofa king stupid sometimes…lol Uh yeah I thught it was February? lol
Lmao!!! I love this! LOL, but yeah, it is only January! Have a great one!
Great post! Do we all have mothers like that??? I thought I was the only one!
Ha ha, yeah thanks ladies. Molly, oh gosh the stores I could tell about my mother. I think I would blister people’s ears though, so I will spare you all. lol
I loved this blog! One of my all time favorites!
You totally crack me up!! I love your blog!!!